Disclosure: I was sent the Black Collection for this review for free by E-Stim Systems and would like to thank them for the opportunity to put it through its paces.

Mick from E-stim systems sent me an email a while ago informing me that they had some new products coming out soon and asked if I would be interested in reviewing them. What intrigued me most about this email is that he wanted to know how well I handle “large toys”. I quickly informed him that I have a limit to what I am prepared to stick up my backside but at the same time I do happen to have a slave who is a fan of electrosex and a bit of a size queen.

After this I didn’t hear anything for a while and I will admit to not having paid all that much attention to what has been going on in the industry of late. So when he sent me a message out of the blue informing me that a package was on its way I had no idea what I would be receiving outside of knowing that it was “large”. I felt a pang of guilt on the day of delivery because, it was a heavy parcel that the poor guy had to carry around in that bag, and a little trepidation because something that heavy must be fucking huge!

The Packaging:

The Black Collection arrived in a sealed brown box with no distinguishing details that indicated where it was from or what was contained within, perfect for those who don’t like the postie knowing what it is they are handing you. Upon opening the box I was happy to find it was not one huge electrode but the entire black electrode collection!

Each came in the familiar plastic case that resembles a bolt with the lifetime guarantee sticker on the side. After unscrewing the plastic case you will find the electrode cushioned nicely with two foam inserts at the top and the bottom and wrapped in its own shrinkwrap. Finally you will also find a little card thanking you for the purchase and a link to where to get the instructions for use.

The Black Collection:

The Black collection is the new set of Electrodes from E-stim Systems based on their very popular “Bobble” electrode from the Red Collection. The main differences between the electrodes in the black collection and the Bobble are that they are all bigger than the bobble, the insulator is black and rather than the mirror finish of the Bobble, the Black Collection has the newer satin finish.

The electrodes are bipolar and feature contact points in both the top and bottom, rather than each side which is common in a lot of electrodes on the market. This provides a more natural feeling of thrusting when in use. On the bottom of the electrodes you will find the sockets to plug your 4mm connectors into with plenty of space for both regular and low-profile cables.

There are four electrodes that make up the Black Collection:

The Small is 4.4” in total length, insertable up to 3.4” with a girth of 5.44” at its widest point weighs in at 331g and retails at £99.

The Medium is 5.2” in total length, insertable up to  3.7” with a girth of 6.2” at its widest point weighs in at 522g and will cost £109.

The Large is 5.7” in total length with 4.1” insertable, a girth of 6.9” at its widest point, weighs in at 720g and retails at £129.

The Extra Large has a total length of 6.4” that is insertable up to 4.5”, with a girth of 7.7” at its widest point it weighs in at a whopping 974g and will set you back £159.

The Electrodes can be disassembled and submerged in hot water for a thorough clean with your sex toy cleaner of choice before leaving to completely dry and then put back together for use next time.

In Use:

I absolutely adore the newer satin finish that E-stim systems are using on their premium electrodes. Where the mirrored finish looks absolutely amazing it very quickly becomes scuffed with fingerprints, juices and so on. The satin finish of the black collection doesn’t have this problem and while I personally don’t think it looks as good it is absolutely superior in terms of feel.

Holding each of these electrodes in your hand, the first thing that is obvious to you is the weight but after that it is that silky smooth satin finish that just glides across the skin, giving you a very good idea of how it’s going to feel inside you. Closer inspection of the electrodes will display the fantastic attention to detail and craftsmanship that has been employed in their construction. Nothing is out of place, everything is smooth as silk, they are just perfect.

Looking at the sizes the large and the extra large were both intimidating prospects, particularly the extra large. My butthole puckered up as if to say “not a chance in hell are you even attempting to get that past me!” The small on the other hand was very welcoming and the medium though a rather large jump from the small, looked appetising.

I set about with the small using Estim-Systems Electro Pebble as my power box of choice. A healthy dose of conductive gel and I was good to go. Given my experience with shoving things up my backside I had little trouble getting the small electrode up there. The bulbous head provided a nice stretch before clamping down over the insulator, just to do it all again for the second.

I cannot stress how nice this felt, yes it was a little cold as per the course when using a metal toy but it was so fucking smooth and the weight of it inside me was amazing. This only got better as I turned on the power box and started to increase the power. The immediate vibration I expected to feel as the current flowed through the electrode was there and as I continued to turn it up, that natural thrusting movement began as my muscles spasmed with each pulse. I’ve never used the original Bobble that these are based on but I now know how much I fucking missed out!

Taking the electrode out was just as luscious as putting it in and I was quickly replacing the cables into the medium version. I would certainly recommend a warm up before attempting this one as it is a significant increase in both size and weight over the small. But once it was in there, it was just more of the awesome in every way. The lack of space making the convulsions all the more intense every time I used it. I have spilt bucket loads of cum over the testing period of these two.

While I would say that my favourite for the purposes of my own self pleasure is definitely the medium size, just because of that extra girth and weight. The small is the one I would go to for prolonged wear. The medium is just too heavy for me to be walking around the house and get on with my day to day activities, it feels amazing but there was always that fear of it coming out. The small on the other hand I found to be perfect for the task, particularly when used with low profile cables that made sitting comfortable.

The large and the Extra large make me want to cry at the thought of even attempting to get them up my arse, however I do have a very willing slave that enjoys her electrosex and is a bit of a size queen! I have had hours of fun tormenting her with the large and the extra large used vaginally and my poor neighbour must be concerned at the amount of screaming she has heard lately. For this slave, the extra large is by far the clear winner for her, she loves the weight and full feeling, as well as the unrelenting orgasms that it provides!

Conclusion:

As I have already said, I never got to use the original Bobble that this collection is based on and I really do feel as though I have missed a trick there. However I have been more than happy to make up for that by abusing the shit out of the black collection. I would say that there is an electrode here that is going to suit anyone who is already a fan of electrosex easily. For beginners the small is definitely a great place to start with your shocking journey.

There is really nothing here not to love. The collection as a whole has fantastic build quality, made from premium materials with a great attention to detail. They feel amazing without pumping electricity through them and they are just fucking divine when you do. Being able to take them apart easily for thorough cleaning is a great bonus.

The price may be a little scary and I know I’m in a position whereby I’m not having to pay for them but they are worth every goddamn penny they retail for and I would happily put my own money down. If I had to recommend just one, I would say that my personal favourite is the medium. But you do you and whichever you go for, I hope you enjoy it as much as I fucking have. I couldn’t recommend the Black Collection enough!