Disclosure: I was sent the Satisfyer Men for this review for free by Satisfyer and would like to thank them for the opportunity to put it through its paces.

The Packaging:

I was sent a number of items from Satisfyer which all arrived in a discreet brown box with no identifying marks or writing giving away what was contained within. For those concerned about what the postman thinks about what they do with their bits and pieces in the privacy of their own home, this is a win.

The Satisfyer Men box itself came wrapped securely within bubble wrap to prevent any damage during transport. The box is black cardboard with a large image of the product on the front panel, a hygiene seal keeps the lid closed and shows that the box hasn’t been opened since packaging. On one side there’s a little product blurb in a few different languages as well as an image that shows the internal structure of the sleeve.

On the back there is a confident looking Rocco Siffredi quoted as saying “after 1800 movies and 5000 women, I finally had my best orgasm!” A hell of a claim from someone who has orgasmed with some of the best female talent in the adult industry over a long and successful career.

The Satisfyer Men:

The Satisfyer Men is a masturbator for those of us that wield a cock. It is approx 250mm in length and 85mm wide, while weighing in at 535 grams. It is made from a combination of silicone and abs plastic and has what I would describe as a sports car like aesthetic in black and blue. The sleeve that comes with the Satisfyer Men is what they call their “classic” and is made from TPE which is soft, smooth and quite lifelike to the touch. If the classic style sleeve isn’t for you there are 6 varieties that are available on the Satisfyer website that can be purchased separately.

The Satisfyer Men features a pressure regulator at the top that can be screwed closed or opened in order to change the amount of pressure/suction that is felt as you play. On the sides there is also a pump feature that will inflate pads on the inside of the shell in order to provide you with a looser or tighter experience depending on your wishes.

There is a cap that covers the TPE sleeve that helps keep it dust free when storing it and the Satisfyer Men can be easily taken apart and put back together making cleaning after use incredibly easy.

In Use:

When it comes to masturbators and sleeves I’ve always been vocal on the site and social media about how little of a shit I give about most of them as they rarely feel different from one another. So much so that I could use one blind and wouldn’t be able to tell you which make and model it is. That is not to say that they feel crap because I’ve yet to use one that does but at the same time it’s hard to blow me away with one. So seeing a quote from a porn star saying it was the best orgasm he ever had over an orgasm produced from butt fucking Belladona or Jenna Haze is a stretch for me to believe. Either the Satisfyer Men is THAT damn good or what I believe fucking the aforementioned would feel like would be a disappointing experience compared to my many fantasies.

So as you can imagine I wasn’t overly excited to rip this out of its box, whip my dick out and get down to business. But it is my job to do so and there are certainly far worse things that I could be doing on a daily basis. I applied a healthy dose of my water based lube of choice to the opening of the sleeve and as I expected it felt very close to the real thing to the touch. It was soft, supple and smooth. It was quite tight, even for fingers as I got the lube in there and you could feel the internal ridges.

With it well lubed and additional on dick I found sliding into it easy and as already mentioned it does initially feel quite snug but very easily accommodated me. I could feel the texture within but as with all sleeves it’s hard to discern what it would look like by feel. The sleeve itself felt really nice on my cock as I stroked, it was a very gentle tease that seamlessly glided over my enveloped cock. But just by itself it felt like almost every other standard masturbator that I have ever used and would be nothing to scream about.

However where the Satisfyer Men doesn’t deliver anything new in terms of sleeve design it’s the variety of sensations that can be created as per your taste that makes it stand out and worth paying attention to. If you want to simulate more of an oral feel then you can adjust the vacuum/pressure by closing the cap at the top of the toy or you can open it in order to ease the pressure. Opening and closing is a bit fiddly when you’re actually jacking yourself off and I preferred to just pick one and enjoy it rather than try to adjust during. But both felt fucking nice.

If while you’re wanking yourself blind you want to add some squeeze to it then you can do that. Using the soft buttons on the side you can pump the toy to inflate the bags inside from a gentle squeeze to a pretty damn tight grip. So if you’re wanting to simulate contractions or the loosening and tightening of a hand job you can do that with ease and there is a button to easily release the air. This is where I had the most fun with the Satisfyer Men by a long way, happily sliding it up and down my cock while being able to increase or decrease the squeeze as I wanted, always going for that tight squeeze on my cock as I came.

The Satisfyer Men is quite a weighty toy but isn’t the heaviest masturbator that I have ever used and I can’t say that I struggled to keep a hold of it or that it became laboursome during my rigorous testing. While not specifically a couples toy there is no reason that it can’t be enjoyed as such with your partner in control of the speed and depth of the strokes as well as the tightness and suction. I found this to be a lot of fun with my slave and it added a new dimension of sensation to the play.

After use the Satisfyer Men is really easy to clean though I do recommend reading the instructions. Not because it is difficult but because if like me you have an allergy to reading instructions you won’t know that the middle section comes out which makes getting the sleeve back in there a 2 second job and not 10 minutes of frustration and bad language. So, if you actually take the whole thing apart properly it can be cleaned thoroughly and easily with anti bacc soap and sex toy cleaner before leaving to dry and putting back together.

If you want to keep the sleeve feeling soft and smooth then coat it in some cornstarch after it is dry. Now while it can be cleaned very well remember that this is a TPE sleeve which is porous and eventually is going to need to be replaced. As mentioned earlier Satisfyer have a number of sleeve variants on offer and they are reasonably priced at $14.95.

Conclusion:

So did the Satisfyer Men convince me that Rocco Siffredi had a better orgasm using it than he did with the likes of Belladonna? No not at all but it’s a nice sound bite for marketing purposes. Did the Satisfyer Men make me give a shit about masturbators/strokers? I’m pleased to say that it did. Ok, maybe I didn’t have the *best* orgasm that I have ever had but I did have consistently good and thoroughly enjoyable ones each time I used it.

What the Satisfyer Men lacks in ingenuity when it comes to the sleeve, which lets face it is a problem that every manufacturer has. It makes up for in the variety of sensations that can be achieved with the toy. The suction is good, the pump feature is a fantastic addition that allows you to really tailor the experience to what you want and that should be applauded, more choice in the hands of the user is a great fucking thing.

I like the way it looks, I’m happy with the materials that have been used and I love the thought that has been put into its design. I love that it comes apart to make it easy to clean and I love that there are options for different sleeves, meaning more variety and longevity for the toy. At $39.95 I highly recommend the Satisfyer Men for your wanking pleasure and for their first foray into toys for those with a cock Satisfyer can be fucking proud of this.