It’s the law that I have one of these and as I have spent more time than I care to imagine researching what GDPR is and writing this bloody thing, I really hope someone somewhere one day reads it.

The purpose of the Data Protection Policy  & Privacy Notice is to explain how this website you are currently visiting complies with GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation), the DPA (Data Protection Act) and the PECR (Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations). I am relatively sure that there is a special place in hell for people who come up with these ridiculous acronyms and the words that go with them.

Especially when you consider that the main thing about GDPR is that it has to be “concise, transparent, intelligible and easily accessible” shame they didn’t think to hard on being any of those things when trying to explain it to every single website owner this effects.

Who I am?

I am the head honcho here at Just_Indecerous. I’can pretty much guarantee you that I will forever be having too much fun doing anything else to do anything dodgy with any data that you provide me.

What information do I collect from people that visit this website?

If you comment on the site or contact me via the contact form, you may be asked to enter your name, email address, your website and a message.

When do I collect information?

Information is collected from you if you subscribe to receive blog posts direct to your inbox, comment on a post, or get in touch with me via the contact form.

How do I use your information?

I may use the information collected from you when you use site features in the following ways:

  • To personalize your experience and to allow me to deliver the type of content in which you are most interested.
  • To improve my website.
  • To ask for comments, ratings and reviews of content.
  • To follow up with your email correspondence.

How do I protect your information?

This site uses SSL to better protect your information.

Cookies

Does anyone actually give a flying fuck what a cookie is? Nope…me neither. However for the purposes of this, I need to let you know that cookies are pretty much what make the internet work and so are used on this website.

A cookie is files which are sent by us to your computer or other access device, I may store the information from these cookies which can then be accessed when you visit our site in the future. I may also collect your device’s IP address as the basic functioning of this website. Doing this allows the website to function properly and allows me to collect anonymous information about how this website is used.

The great thing about cookies is you can choose to have your computer let you know each time a cookie is being sent, or you can choose to turn off all cookies. You do this through your browser settings and as each browser is slightly different I am not going to try and explain how to do it, but they will have a help menu so check there if you get stuck.

You can also find more information on this website All About Cookies and on the Information Commissioner’s website.

Turn the off, don’t turn them off I don’t care it is totally up to you to decide whether you want to delete the cookies on this site or disable future cookie usage. Unfortunately however, some of the features that make your site experience awesome and more efficient may not function properly.

Third-party links aka other websites

Occasionally at my discretion I may include or offer third-party products or services on this website. The important thing to note here is that if you click on these links that my Privacy Notice is no longer in effect, I am not responsible for the practices employed by these websites, nor the information or content contained in them. As I expect you are almost falling asleep by now, to clarify your browsing and interaction on any other website, including those that have a link on our website, is subject to that website’s own rules and policies.

However at all times I wish to protect the integrity of this site, so if you do visit a link from here to a site where the owners are dicks, please let me know as I will welcome the feedback.

Notifying you of Changes to this Notice

If for any reason I make any changes to this notice, which is almost definitely never going to happen until the law tells me I have to again, I will make sure you know via Social Media and possibly even a quick blog post, but probably just Social Media.

You have rights

Seriously this whole page is not actually here to destroy your brain cells and will to live, but to protect you. You can at anytime ask me to delete any data I hold on you, I may mumble under my breath ‘why the fuck would you want to?’ but if you ping me a message via my contact form I will delete ya stuff.

If you would like to find out more about your rights, or if you would like to report a breach of them then you can contact the ICO (Information Commissioners Office).

Social Media Schizzle

I use social media a lot to promote my blog posts, rant about the world in general, ogle Dani Daniels and share shit that I find cool. If you talk to me on one of the many social media platforms I have I may pop and say hello back. If you’d rather I didn’t just let me know and I will respect your boundaries.

I’m pretty sure that is everything you need to know, I apologise if reading this dull shit has destroyed your sex drive but it’s the law that I have this on here. If you have read this far go and have a celebratory wank and I’ll go get back to reviewing sex toys.

If you have any questions regarding this policy, drop me a message via the contact form.

Last updated: 25th May 2018